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Melbourne Cup

Another year, another Cup. To celebrate the winner, here's a tenuous link...

All Saints Day tomorrow

Just a reminder that we are celebrating All Saints Day tomorrow. You can wear your sports uniform if you wish!

More Limericks

There once was a lady named Sue,
She grew and grew and grew,
She was so tall
She crashed through a wall,
The cow she squashed said "Moo!"

There was a person called Sean
His car had a funky horn
It went beepity beep
And scared the sheep,
Poor Sean wished he'd never been born.

One day young Alex just laughed
At nothing that's funny or daft,
She rofl'ed and giggled,
Smirked, smiled and wiggled,
Non stop until she barfed.

There was a young girl called Lizzy,
Who always spun till dizzy,
She fell on the ground,
With a great big pound,
And was forever known to be tizzy.

There was a young boy named Connor,
Who always fought with honour,
He heard one day,
To his great dismay,
That his best mate, Johnny's a gonna!

Limericks

There once was a boy called Sean,

Who loved to eat his corn,

He was given some bacon,

That made him breakin',

And he said, "I want my corn."

An elephant said to Olie,

"I have to point out your folly;
That thing that you found,

by your foot on the ground,

Was my poop and not a lolly!"

There once was a boy named Max,

Who liked to play with an axe,

He took it to Olie's,

And fell over brollys,

Now they play with the fax.

There was a boy called Quick Nick

Who always liked to play tricks

He pushed poor Bek

Off the edge of a deck

Then ran away quite slick.

There was a man called Nick

Who came from a town called Tick

He loved to run around

And made a big sound

That town was good with bricks.

There was a boy called Tom,

Who was close friends with Dom,

Dom Tom did ditch,

But now Dom is rich,

Tom now wants to be friends with Dom.

Jack and the Beanstalk

Well done TW. A pivot rendition of Jack and the Beanstalk.

A Christmas Carol (Muppet Version)

We have just finished the first stave of ACC. Here's the Muppet interpretation of Marley's ghost. Note that they have taken poetic licence and used two Marley's, but they stay relatively true to the message, chains and all. Enjoy.