More Limericks

There once was a lady named Sue,
She grew and grew and grew,
She was so tall
She crashed through a wall,
The cow she squashed said "Moo!"

There was a person called Sean
His car had a funky horn
It went beepity beep
And scared the sheep,
Poor Sean wished he'd never been born.

One day young Alex just laughed
At nothing that's funny or daft,
She rofl'ed and giggled,
Smirked, smiled and wiggled,
Non stop until she barfed.

There was a young girl called Lizzy,
Who always spun till dizzy,
She fell on the ground,
With a great big pound,
And was forever known to be tizzy.

There was a young boy named Connor,
Who always fought with honour,
He heard one day,
To his great dismay,
That his best mate, Johnny's a gonna!