Limericks

There once was a boy called Sean,

Who loved to eat his corn,

He was given some bacon,

That made him breakin',

And he said, "I want my corn."

An elephant said to Olie,

"I have to point out your folly;
That thing that you found,

by your foot on the ground,

Was my poop and not a lolly!"

There once was a boy named Max,

Who liked to play with an axe,

He took it to Olie's,

And fell over brollys,

Now they play with the fax.

There was a boy called Quick Nick

Who always liked to play tricks

He pushed poor Bek

Off the edge of a deck

Then ran away quite slick.

There was a man called Nick

Who came from a town called Tick

He loved to run around

And made a big sound

That town was good with bricks.

There was a boy called Tom,

Who was close friends with Dom,

Dom Tom did ditch,

But now Dom is rich,

Tom now wants to be friends with Dom.