Happy Saint Patrick's Day

Just because it's St Patrick's Day here are some of our attempts at limericks.

There was an old mouse that was fat
It always slept on a cat
The cat meowed
The mouse bow wowed
An now it sleeps on a mat

The was a boy called sean
Who really enjoyed his corn
They gave him some chicken
He gave it a flickin’
And said “I want my darn corn!”

There was a young man man who was dumb
Who drank a lot a rum
He always got drunk
That’s why he sunk
The police, all they found was his bum

There was a duck called Quack
Who has a friend called Back
One time he forgot
His friend the yacht
The minute they met he packed

There was a young man called Stan
To the Broncos he was a fan
He had a pet goat
That ate his big coat
From the games the goat is now banned.

There was a mouse named Bob
He was trying to find a job
He was caught by a cat
That was terribly fat
Bob’s family all went to sob

There was a young lady called Lizzy
And she was always very busy,
But when she retired
Or she might have been fired
Her hair got very frizzy.

There was a young boy called Tom
Who had a friend called Dom
One day they played
And to Dom Tom sayed
“I’m sorry, I don’t like you Dom.”

There once was a boy called Mack
Who had a very stiff back
Then came a day
Where Mack said “Hey,
My back has turned into a sack.

No word rhymes with orange
So the next word has to be orange
There’s nothing to say
Till the end of today
I think I’m going to eat an orange